I spy (aka birthday present ideas)

I am planning a Peeping Tom web project. I want to install 10-20 motion sensing pinhole spy cams in my house. Current definite locations include: the ceiling over my bed, both toilets, the shower, the bathroom mirror, the front and back doors (my mom suggested these), one near the computer with a clear shot of the keyboard so that I could steal my own passwords (some people call this remembering), one wide shot of each room (kitchen, little bathroom, big bathroom, living room, dining room, hall, tv room, mom's bedroom, my bedroom).

What are the implications on spying on one's self? Also, it would be interesting to have a programming friend of mine write some type of algorithm that breaks down how much time I spend in each place, how frequently I am naked, how often I talk to myself, pace, pick my nose, etc.

Would I all of a sudden appear sexy to people if they thought they were spying on me? Is spying different when you know you are being watched? Would I show-off for the cameras?

So, if you are looking for a quick and easy gift to send for my birthday why not but a few of these babies in your shopping cart and send them my way?