Mini_Fridge

I bought a mini fridge today
It's hidden under my desk.
For sure, I will loose less food this way
To the office's snack stealing pesks!

The things I eat aren't cheap, you see,
I buy them for my health.
Organic, low-fat and sugar free
Labels part me from my wealth.

So work-place pirates listen up!
Take heed. Stop this whilst you can.
You may have had my soup in your cup,
but I will have your neck in my hands.